Category: 70. Wit and Humor: ウィットとユーモア

If it was so…

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IMAGE: If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.

If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. – Lewis Carroll (1832 – 98): Through the Looking-glass (Tweedledum and Tweedledee) (The original illustration by John Tenniel) More »

もしそうだったら…

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IMAGE: If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.

もしそうだったら、そうかもしれぬ。仮にそうだったとしたら、そうなるだろう。ところがそうではないのだから、そうじゃない。 – ルイス・キャロル (1832 – 98): 『鏡の国のアリス』（トウィードルダムとトウィードルディー） (挿絵： ジョン・テニエル) More »

かわいい女の子と…

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IMAGE: When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute -- and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

かわいい女の子と一時間一緒にいても、一分しか経っていないように思える。熱いストーブの上に一分座らせられたら、どんな一時間よりも長いはずだ。それが相対性というものだよ。 – アルベルト・アインシュタイン (1879 – 1955) More »

Great things are accomplished…

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IMAGE: Great things are accomplished by ordinary people with the right convictions, in the right place at the right time. If George Washington was a high school football coach in Texas, we'd fire him. He lost more than he won.

Great things are accomplished by ordinary people with the right convictions, in the right place at the right time. If George Washington was a high school football coach in Texas, we’d fire him. He lost more than he won. -… More »

偉業というものは…

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IMAGE: Great things are accomplished by ordinary people with the right convictions, in the right place at the right time. If George Washington was a high school football coach in Texas, we'd fire him. He lost more than he won.

偉業というものは、適切な信念の下で適宜適材適所に置かれた普通の人々によって成し遂げられる。ジョージ・ワシントンがテキサスの高校でフットボールのコーチをしても首だろう。彼は負け越しているからね。 – ヴィンス・クラーク More »

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