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While money can’t…

IMAGE: While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. – Groucho Marx [Julius Henry Marx] (1890 – 1977) (Image by athree23 from Pixabay) (Text-to-Speech by Sound of Text, using the engine from Google Translate) More »

I can’t believe it…

IMAGE: "(I can't believe it.. Here I am overseas fighting in the war, and what happens?)" "(My girlfriend writes and tells me she's going to marry my cousin!)" "(I wonder how long it will take me to forget her...)" "(That wasn't too bad.. I forgot her in fourteen doughnuts!)"

“(I can’t believe it.. Here I am overseas fighting in the war, and what happens?)” “(My girlfriend writes and tells me she’s going to marry my cousin!)” “(I wonder how long it will take me to forget her…)” “(That wasn’t… More »

You can’t please…

IMAGE: You can't please everyone [all men]. [It is hard to please all parties.] / One cannot be in two places at once.

You can’t please everyone [all men]. [It is hard to please all parties.] / One cannot be in two places at once. (Image by pasja1000 from Pixabay) (Text-to-Speech by Sound of Text, using the engine from Google Translate) More »

I’m sure I’ll take…

IMAGE: "I'm sure I'll take you with pleasure!" the Queen said. "Two pence a week, and jam every other day." Alice couldn't help laughing, as she said, "I don't want you to hire me - and I don't care for jam." "It's very good jam," said the Queen. "Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate." "You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam to-day." "It must come sometimes to 'jam to-day'," Alice objected. "No, it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know."

“I’m sure I’ll take you with pleasure!” the Queen said. “Two pence a week, and jam every other day.” Alice couldn’t help laughing, as she said, “I don’t want you to hire me – and I don’t care for jam.”… More »

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